Doug - user 2018-01-22T13:18:04-05:00 QUICK...HES GONE - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:100358 2010-04-29T18:24:07-04:00 2010-04-29T18:24:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You get rid of that yellow package and Ill start up this thing. keeps<br>stalling. How do you drive this I should have been more curious. I IMPLORE YOU DONT REJECT ME - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:99978 2010-04-26T18:58:52-04:00 2010-04-26T18:58:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I admit You are the Wind.. beneath my hairy armpits was not funny. Give me<br>a chance Im one funny ape. Put this out to the other motifakers to come up<br>with a better punch. Chao baby COME HERE SON... - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:99397 2010-04-21T18:37:54-04:00 2010-04-21T18:37:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>And let your Great Aunt Bertha give you a big sloppy kiss. OKAY - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:99373 2010-04-21T15:41:10-04:00 2010-04-21T15:41:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Im putting down my gun real eaaassssy. HEY - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:99203 2010-04-20T19:13:42-04:00 2010-04-20T19:13:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Is that Twilight Zone. Ooooh This is a good one. AHEM.... - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:98653 2010-04-16T19:01:40-04:00 2010-04-16T19:01:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ill take my Jack...straight up my paper and slippers...and oh yes a dog<br>bone. Ive had a hell of a day so keep the kids quiet and your yap shut I GUESS THIS EXPLAINS WHY... - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:98248 2010-04-13T19:33:45-04:00 2010-04-13T19:33:45-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We havent seen Kermit make any public appearances lately. QUICK - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:98232 2010-04-13T16:08:34-04:00 2010-04-13T16:08:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Someone find their dog ASAP NATURES LAW - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:96520 2010-03-31T11:24:16-04:00 2010-03-31T11:24:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Even in the animal kingdom some young animals are destined to wear the pocket<br>protector run the audio visual equipment and sport the Star Trek haircut GOT MY EYE ON YOU BUB - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:96517 2010-03-31T11:09:04-04:00 2010-03-31T11:09:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Dont even think of short pouring me like you did the last one. HERES WHAT ILL DO - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:96275 2010-03-29T20:14:54-04:00 2010-03-29T20:14:54-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>First Ill stretch back the skin to get rid of the wrinkles. Then Ill get rid<br>of the grey whiskers. A tug here and a little botox there and VOILA You will<br>be one hot looking Meerkat again LOOK - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:95217 2010-03-22T19:02:18-04:00 2010-03-22T19:02:18-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Quick Turn around Great pair of tits at 600 oclock MARRIAGE COUNSELING SESSION - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:91837 2010-02-25T19:03:16-05:00 2010-02-25T19:03:16-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ive changed How about you Ever since you went to work for Mary Kay youve<br>looked like some kind of dime store hooker. WHERE DO YOU LIVE - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:91417 2010-02-22T18:49:18-05:00 2010-02-22T18:49:18-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Oh really. Im going right by there. Hop in and Ill give you a ride.<br>Ill let you scratch me behing the ears. HUSSEYS - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:90815 2010-02-18T11:36:12-05:00 2010-02-18T11:36:12-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Everything you need for a shotgun wedding TALIBAN DATING SERVICES - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:90048 2010-02-12T17:02:25-05:00 2010-02-12T17:02:25-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Same as American dating services we end up picking the hot one. DID YOU PROOFREAD THE AD - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:89593 2010-02-10T11:43:16-05:00 2010-02-10T11:43:16-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Mamachino asked. Of course I proofreada the ad Papachino replied.<br>Why dont you shutta ya mouth. Whatta you think I am some kinda stupid JIMMY STOP - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:88876 2010-02-05T10:38:40-05:00 2010-02-05T10:38:40-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The lens cap is on JUST THIS ONCE - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:87863 2010-01-29T18:35:38-05:00 2010-01-29T18:35:38-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You can ask me about my business.<br> it true No......<br>I did not poop in my diaper. WEST HOLLYWOOD ARMED FORCES - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:87405 2010-01-26T19:10:43-05:00 2010-01-26T19:10:43-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The 83rd Panzie division WHATS UP - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:87232 2010-01-25T18:41:13-05:00 2010-01-25T18:41:13-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Not a whole lot. Kinda bummed that were not allowed to throw feces at<br>anybody anymore. Whats up with you TECHNICAL SUPPORT - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:86243 2010-01-19T11:17:26-05:00 2010-01-19T11:17:26-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Gabamambuifallob MalobifalbuicomaGomafulallacubuafaloblalamabamili. <br>Is it plugged in What Windows version is it Youre stupid<br>put you son on the line. 5050 CHANCE - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:86129 2010-01-18T19:34:03-05:00 2010-01-18T19:34:03-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You crap in your pants before you reach the toilet. WHATS THE MATTA WITH YOU - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:86051 2010-01-14T16:35:10-05:00 2010-01-14T16:35:10-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Show some respect. This is the<br>Pumpkin Monkey turf. One call from me and BadaBing BadaBoom theyll find<br>you dead in the East River A LITTLE TO THE LEFT - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:85767 2010-01-12T16:32:52-05:00 2010-01-12T16:32:52-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yeah right there in the shallow spot. Thats where the big ones are. Hey<br>where did you get those waders Sports Chalet I gotta get me a pair.<br>My nuts are freezing. HERE YOU GO - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:84793 2010-01-06T18:50:06-05:00 2010-01-06T18:50:06-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Keep the change dollface HAIR CLUB FOR EAGLES - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:84727 2010-01-06T11:36:06-05:00 2010-01-06T11:36:06-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Another satisfied customer ONCE AGAIN - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:84614 2010-01-05T17:59:04-05:00 2010-01-05T17:59:04-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Picked last MARKETING - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:84585 2010-01-05T13:15:43-05:00 2010-01-05T13:15:43-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its important to stay current I HEAR YOUR POINT - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:84487 2010-01-04T16:52:15-05:00 2010-01-04T16:52:15-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I can see where it might be integral to the plot line but Im still a little<br>shy about doing a nude scene. My father is still alive you know KARMA - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:83688 2009-12-29T19:45:24-05:00 2009-12-29T19:45:24-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yeah the ex wife got the Porsche in the divorce but somehow the universe tends<br>to even things out in the end SORRY SORRY - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:83684 2009-12-29T19:29:50-05:00 2009-12-29T19:29:50-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The answer to the question is youre 38 years old. Next time well start with<br>an easier question that wont make your<br>brain explode THAT DOES LOOK ODD - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:83683 2009-12-29T19:24:34-05:00 2009-12-29T19:24:34-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Id get that checked out right away Murray APPROVAL QUEUE - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:83462 2009-12-28T17:00:51-05:00 2009-12-28T17:00:51-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Not funny enough..NEXT No tunnels..NEXT Tagged pic..NEXT<br>Post to poltifake..NEXT Pic recently used..NEXT<br>Already been done..NEXT BUYER BEWARE - Rating: 1.9/5,2007-01-01:82764 2009-12-22T11:13:31-05:00 2009-12-22T11:13:31-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>How stupid would you feel if you got bamboozled into buying a fake fake watch SEASON TICKETS FOR SALE - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:82649 2009-12-21T11:26:07-05:00 2009-12-21T11:26:07-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Field level on the forty yard line. Best offer. My wife and I cant attend<br>anymore due to unexplained vomiting after every game HERES THE PROBLEM - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:82372 2009-12-18T18:32:29-05:00 2009-12-18T18:32:29-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Your intake manifold is shot to hell. I hate to tell you this but this will<br>cost you a paw and a leg WOMEN - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:82371 2009-12-18T18:27:08-05:00 2009-12-18T18:27:08-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>God bless them. They truly believe that we actually understand them STOP - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:82309 2009-12-18T13:54:22-05:00 2009-12-18T13:54:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Get your hand away from that disposal switch That was so not funny. NEEDS MORE HORSEPOWER - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:82280 2009-12-18T10:58:21-05:00 2009-12-18T10:58:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yeah thats really funny. Never saw that one coming. Now why dont you<br>make yourself useful and hoof it on over to the tool box and<br>get me a socket wrench ALL RIGHT WISE GUYS - Rating: 2.8/5,2007-01-01:82194 2009-12-17T17:23:20-05:00 2009-12-17T17:23:20-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Who put a hole in my thingymagiggy SUPERMAN - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:82191 2009-12-17T17:12:56-05:00 2009-12-17T17:12:56-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Faster than a speeding bullet. Can leap tall buildings in a single bound.<br>Can run through plate glass..BONK..well<br>two out of three aint bad. IT MAY NOT LOOK LIKE IT - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:82118 2009-12-17T11:55:24-05:00 2009-12-17T11:55:24-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>But this is the third largest city in the world I FEEL PRETTY - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:81947 2009-12-15T18:05:53-05:00 2009-12-15T18:05:53-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Oh so pretty..I feel pretty and witty and gaayy<br>not that theres anything wrong with that UH OH...... - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:81944 2009-12-15T17:58:55-05:00 2009-12-15T17:58:55-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I have a bad feeling that wasnt chicken EXCUSE ME FATHER - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:81793 2009-12-14T12:45:53-05:00 2009-12-14T12:45:53-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You do know Im Jewish dont you WONT SOMEONE - Rating: 2.1/5,2007-01-01:81454 2009-12-11T18:54:15-05:00 2009-12-11T18:54:15-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Give Jack Nicolson a ride back to the chalet TWENTY YEARS FROM NOW - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:81389 2009-12-11T11:35:04-05:00 2009-12-11T11:35:04-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Which of these newspaper headlines would be more true<br>1. Local Man Wins Nobel Peace Prize<br>2. Mental Patient Kills Entire Sorority ITS A GOOD THING - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:81228 2009-12-10T17:21:14-05:00 2009-12-10T17:21:14-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I deleted this motifake before I submitted a lame joke about the cars<br>trunk space. That would have been one poodle for sure. Oh wait....which key...<br>Oh crap HEY GUYS - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:81113 2009-12-09T18:55:52-05:00 2009-12-09T18:55:52-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>How about this weather Is it hot enough for you Hey are you working hard<br>or hardly working Wow look at that philly. I wouldt mind taking her<br>to pasture Huh guys...huh HERES THE DEAL KID - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:80465 2009-12-04T20:00:35-05:00 2009-12-04T20:00:35-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>We have your brother and he is alive. You have one hour to get us 100 bananas.<br>No funny business. If you call the cops the next time you see his shoe<br>his foot will be in it. ITS PROBABLY SAFE TO SAY - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:80447 2009-12-04T17:57:03-05:00 2009-12-04T17:57:03-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>That their not working overtime down there at The Illiteracy Foundation BRAVADO - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:80337 2009-12-03T17:56:06-05:00 2009-12-03T17:56:06-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>One second you got it the next second you dont GREEN LIGHT....RED LIGHT - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:80330 2009-12-03T17:14:47-05:00 2009-12-03T17:14:47-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ooop. Saw you move. Youre out. SORRY BOYS - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:80167 2009-12-02T13:44:46-05:00 2009-12-02T13:44:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Even I have to admit that was a smelly one OOOOOOHHHH - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:80164 2009-12-02T13:19:04-05:00 2009-12-02T13:19:04-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I can see my school from here SO I SAID TO MY WIFE - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:80028 2009-12-01T10:59:25-05:00 2009-12-01T10:59:25-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Take your sister with you you can car pool EH EH EH EH - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:79969 2009-11-30T18:56:10-05:00 2009-11-30T18:56:10-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh<br>eh eh...snort...snort...long inhale eh eh<br>eh eh eh...snort...thats funny UNFORTUNATELY - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:79452 2009-11-25T16:56:22-05:00 2009-11-25T16:56:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Bill Sr wore this gift from his son the next day and as luck would have it<br>he got in a bad car accident and ended up in emergency PROZAC - Rating: 1.6/5,2007-01-01:79450 2009-11-25T16:30:46-05:00 2009-11-25T16:30:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I want some ME - Rating: 2.3/5,2007-01-01:79449 2009-11-25T16:25:42-05:00 2009-11-25T16:25:42-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I know nothing about no missing cheesecake LESSON FROM KATRINA - Rating: 2.1/5,2007-01-01:79447 2009-11-25T16:11:35-05:00 2009-11-25T16:11:35-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>In an extreme emergency you grab only the things<br>that are most important to you in your life EVENTUALLY - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:79402 2009-11-25T11:16:20-05:00 2009-11-25T11:16:20-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>The police found out he was clean so they let him go TURNING ONE - Rating: 1.9/5,2007-01-01:79335 2009-11-24T18:44:21-05:00 2009-11-24T18:44:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It sucks big time KIDS - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:79269 2009-11-24T11:06:21-05:00 2009-11-24T11:06:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They taste a lot better with mustard THE WALRUS SECRET - Rating: 1.6/5,2007-01-01:79196 2009-11-23T20:18:51-05:00 2009-11-23T20:18:51-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If you hold your breath you can do almost anything THE MALE SPECIES - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:79194 2009-11-23T20:10:48-05:00 2009-11-23T20:10:48-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Often die before their mates. Because they want to. THE RODEO - Rating: 3.5/5,2007-01-01:79182 2009-11-23T19:09:21-05:00 2009-11-23T19:09:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Zach never rode another bull after the accident. Not because he suffered<br>any serious injuries but because he involuntarily yelled out MOMMY and can<br>never show his face again A DOGS LIFE - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:79168 2009-11-23T17:38:08-05:00 2009-11-23T17:38:08-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Every day is a like a Sunday afternoon sunning yourself on the back porch RECYCLING - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:79141 2009-11-23T13:59:39-05:00 2009-11-23T13:59:39-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Thanks for making the earth a little less skanky. DEAR FRED - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:79127 2009-11-23T11:05:39-05:00 2009-11-23T11:05:39-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Please be patient. We are still searching.<br>Sincerely<br>EHarmony YES - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:78793 2009-11-20T17:27:31-05:00 2009-11-20T17:27:31-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A late inconsequential field goal apparently covered the spread. TUNA - Rating: 2.6/5,2007-01-01:78790 2009-11-20T17:04:46-05:00 2009-11-20T17:04:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yes tuna will please me. Ill take it on the veranda MOTIFAKER EPIPHANY MOMENT - Rating: 2.9/5,2007-01-01:78628 2009-11-19T14:02:33-05:00 2009-11-19T14:02:33-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Buster suddenly realizes that just mentioning the word bacon will<br>automatically get you an extra poodle and a half CONSPIRACY THEORY - Rating: 2.4/5,2007-01-01:78619 2009-11-19T12:56:10-05:00 2009-11-19T12:56:10-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I think the woman in the beige coat is in on this BACON - Rating: 3.8/5,2007-01-01:78536 2009-11-18T19:39:22-05:00 2009-11-18T19:39:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You got bacon..Did you say bacon..I love bacon..Please tell me you said bacon..<br>Wheres the bacon..I love bacon..I love saying bacon..baconbaconbaconbacon<br>baconbaconbacon...pant pant..bacon NARCISSISM - Rating: 3/5,2007-01-01:78517 2009-11-18T17:06:05-05:00 2009-11-18T17:06:05-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Who does Superman think he is NEGOTIATIONS - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:78499 2009-11-18T15:03:03-05:00 2009-11-18T15:03:03-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Heres how its going down. We are all going to back away down the block and<br>leave Shirley here on my left to take you down like a little school girl. WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHY - Rating: 2.2/5,2007-01-01:78374 2009-11-17T16:19:31-05:00 2009-11-17T16:19:31-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You get what you pay for. FRONT ENTRANCE - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:78372 2009-11-17T15:45:11-05:00 2009-11-17T15:45:11-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>To the Paranoia Research Institute NO WAY - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:78349 2009-11-17T12:25:02-05:00 2009-11-17T12:25:02-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I dont care how loud my wife screams or challenges my manhood Ill<br>sell the house rather than clean this up. 15 YARD PENALTY - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:78279 2009-11-16T16:01:10-05:00 2009-11-16T16:01:10-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Unsportsman like conduct excessive celebrating in the end zone TODAYS RIDDLE - Rating: 3.4/5,2007-01-01:78276 2009-11-16T15:26:12-05:00 2009-11-16T15:26:12-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>How do you get a fat chick to turn around in circles WELL LOOK AT THAT - Rating: 2.5/5,2007-01-01:78250 2009-11-16T12:46:03-05:00 2009-11-16T12:46:03-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I believe that beats a pair of fours IM GETTING NERVOUS - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:77975 2009-11-13T19:08:21-05:00 2009-11-13T19:08:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Theyre taking too long. They should be out by now. Look<br>There are cops all over the place. I told them it was<br>a bad idea to take down this PETCO. THANKS BARACK - Rating: 3.2/5,2007-01-01:77925 2009-11-13T11:14:08-05:00 2009-11-13T11:14:08-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Thats a great idea. Let me write that one down. DONT WORRY - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:77711 2009-11-11T19:43:21-05:00 2009-11-11T19:43:21-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It will look like an accident. Now about my payment.... 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